Russian Sanctions

With the Russian invasion of Ukraine still persisting, (ps.) President Biden is looking to add more pain to Russia. The US has already imposed a handful of sanctions but with Russia still attacking their pristine neighbor, Biden is looking to add one more dagger of a sanction. Effectively immediately, Biden will no longer purchase Putin’s homemade baklava that he makes as a side hustle. Biden admits this will certainly harm Putin but he was also sad and teared up knowing that he will miss his afternoon snack (but keep his nap) and will have to find some unworthy substitute – perhaps an applesauce pouch. Biden also found a way to have the government spend 100k per month on this baklava as Biden would share these pastry treats with the few thousand people that voted for him – at this monthly spend, Putin will no doubt have to reconfigure his retirement plan.