Moving forward without much reason again, (ps.) President Biden signed an executive order declaring Covid to be an STD. With the majority of the country quite confused and most Biden supporters applauding this change because all changes are seen as progress, Americans are now wondering what kind of new restrictions may follow. When reporters asked Jen Psaki about this new change, she stared blankly at the reporter for 19 seconds and then asked the question back to him, “How will we unite as a country unless we all drink the fruit punch?”
When the (ps.) Vice President Harris was asked about this new change, she said, “I have no idea what that man is thinking. I think he wants to make STD stand for ‘Something That Transmits’ so that we can better define and predict how airborne bacteria survive on American soil.”
On a similar note, dictionary companies and the like are now scrambling to redefine what an STD is.